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All American....
DJ Fabs
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The Trio's Adventures Thus Far...
Top 10 Mistakes
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Our Heroic Adventurers....
Our 3 heroes are a mix of beauty,brains and braun. Each possesses unique star signs, hobbies and super powers which make them an integral part of the travelling team.
Separated they are weakened but together they are masters of their sexual, I mean travelling destinies.
Lets meet them...
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The Beauty - Tina "Big T" Manalis
Tina is the one least likely to lose her passport. She tolerates much shit from her travelmates and should therefore be awarded a medal. Some say she is way hot, others tend to agree.
Starsign: Leo, like a tiger. grrr.
Hobbies: Pleasing men and shopping (in that order)
Super powers: To match the boys in beer drinking
Favourite Quote: "Fuck off Steve and Fabs"
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Chillin' Tina |
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The Brains - Fabian "Fabs" Nieber
Women want him and men want to be him. Fabian's brain works at the speed of an Atari 2600, which results in an extraordinary mix of street smarts and stupidity. Whilst an Einstein in some situations, IQ tends to drop considerably when hanging with Steve, with all conversation turning from usually intelligent observations, such as "Perhaps art is merely a means for expressing the artist's own insecurities" or "The integral of ln(x) is only possible through intergration by parts" to low quality toilet humour, hehe, farts, poo, prophylactics, snigger, snigger.
Starsign: Libra, tipping the scales at a whopping 70kg!
Hobbies: Ripping it up on the guitar, and with the plastic cricket set.
Super powers: Dry wit, sarcasm, and plenty of shit-giving.
Favourite Quote: "I am innocent, I was merely trying to push THAT sheep through THAT fence!"
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Happy Fabs |
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The Braun: Steve "Sexy Man" Ryan
Steve is the fitness buff, the man with the cannons, the muscles from Brussells (I mean Perth). Spends time in gyms with other sweating and groaning men in Spandex tights, then undoes all the hard work by drinking buckets of piss.
Starsign: Virgo, something about being a tight arse....
Hobbies: Dancing up a storm, flopping out little Steve, grinding against inanimate objects (posts, tables, sleeping cows)
Super powers: Being able to take unbelieveable amounts of time to achieve even the simplest task (not including orgasms, they take surprisingly little time). He also hasn't pissed in a toilet in years.
Favourite Quote: "I'll get up in 5 minutes..."
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Sleepy Steve |
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